Barstool Chciago Sweet Snacks Draft Grades

Round 1 Pick 1: Double Stuff Oreo, Chief

Ah man, I like the pick but first overall doesn't make sense to me. It's very good and will definitely be popular. I just can't rate it too highly for some reason. 

Grade: A-

Round 1 Pick 2: Entenmann's Rich Frosted Donuts, Eddie

Again this is a fine pick, but I think a bit overdrafted. They are good, but I just think better options were available at number two overall. 

Grade: B+

Round 1 Pick 3: Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cake, Clem

Not my favorite pick from Clem here. The Christmas tree cake is immaculate, but it is seasonal. You only eat it for one month a year. They're very good but I can't rate it too high because of the exclusivity. 

Grade: B+

Round 1 Pick 4: Blueberry Little Bites, Dave

Oh no ultimate bag fumble right here. Dave picked the wrong little bites. I have blueberry little bites as number three, behind chocolate chip and birthday cake. They're still good, but probably not a first-round pick in my book. 

Grade: B

Round 1 Pick 5: Tate's Chocolate Chip Cookies, Carl

I love this pick from Carl. I don't know how popular the cookies are at this point, they feel like an open secret. By that I mean it isn't unknown but not everyone has had it. Anyways, the cookies are very good and everyone should have them. 

Grade: A-

Round 2 Pick 1: Oreos, Carl

Good pick in the second round, probably could have been a first-round pick, therefore it is good value here. It is probably the most iconic sweet snack in America. Great pick. 

Grade: A

Round 2 Pick 2: Little Debbie Nutty Bar, Dave

Ehhhhh. Nutty Bars are fine, but not seventh overall fine. I feel as though Little Debbies has much better snacks to offer besides the Nutty Bar.

Grade: B-

Round 2 Pick 3: Drake's Funny Bones, Clem

The only thing in the entire draft that I have never tried. They look fine, not amazing, not horrible. I don't think these are quite as popular as some of the other snacks drafted. So I cannot grade them very highly.

Grade: C+

Round 2 Pick 4: Oatmeal Creampie, Eddie

Absolute steal. Oatmeal creampies are the best Little Debbies snack. It was the best thing to bring into school for lunch. Could've gone first overall for me. 

Grade: A+

Round 2 Pick 5: Keebler Fudge Stripe, Chief

Very solid cookie. They are very good with milk and were always a favorite late-night snack of mine. I think it is a bit odd that he went double cookie, but two very good picks nonetheless.

Grade: A

Round 3 Pick 1: Pepperidge Farm Chocolate Chip, Chief

Triple cookie?! What is he thinking here? Absolutely no diversity in the board. Pepperidge farm chocolate chip cookies are fine, but he needed to get something a little bit different here. I also just don't think these cookies are nearly as popular as the other two. 

Grade: C

Round 3 Pick 2: Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tart, Eddie

Good pick. I think it was smart to get a pop-tart on the board. Many people like pop-tarts and it is a unique pick. Personally, this isn't my favorite pop-tart and I think most would probably agree. It is still good, but I think there were better ones available. 

Grade: A-

Round 3 Pick 3: Hostess Cupcake, Clem

Very good pick and good value in the third. I feel like most people don't have hostess cupcakes very often, but when they do it is amazing. Just having it every so often makes it that much better. Very good pick from Clem. 

Grade: A

Round 3 Pick 4: Zebra Cake, Dave

Good pick. This is the third best little debbie snack to me (just behind cosmic brownies). It id very good and I like that you get two in a pack, always a nice treat. Very good with school lunch and very good cold from the fridge. 

Grade: A

Round 3 Pick 5: Chewy Chips Ahoy, Carl

Overall I think Chips Ahoy cookies are pretty bad, but I like the chewy kind. I think the third round is a pretty good spot for this as well.

Grade: A-

Round 4 Pick 1: Double Chocolate Milanos, Carl

Wow this is a good pick. I probably would have had a second round grade on these. They are just so slept on. The Milanos are tremendous cookies. 

Grade: A+

Round 4 Pick 2: Mrs. Fields Chocolate Chip, Dave

Mrs. Fields cookies are fine. Not my favorite but not the worst. 

Grade: B

Round 4 Pick 3: Rice Krispie Treats, Clem

Wow! I can't believe these lasted this long. Rice Krispie Treats are elite and probably worthy of a first round pick. Great late pickup from Clem. 

Grade: A+

Round 4 Pick 4: Twinkie, Eddie

Man, Twinkies just aren't that good. They are a meme at this point. I think they will get some votes just because how popular they are/were, but I don't love the pick.

Grade: C

Round 4 Pick 5: Brownie Little Bites, Chief

Brownie Little Bites are... not great. They are much worse than their counterparts. Something about them, idk. So not a good pick from Chief.

Grade: C

Round 5 Pick 1: Biscoff Cookies, Chief

Four cookies! However, the biscoff cookies are a good pick. A very underrated cookie right here, I may have to go out and buy myself some. However, I don't know how popular they are overall.

Grade: B

Round 5 Pick 2: Chips Ahoy, Eddie

Meh. Regular Chips Ahoy really don't do it for me. They are a fine cookie, but without milk they are like biting bricks. Not the best. 

Grade: B

Round 5 Pick 3: Rainbow Cookie, Clem

Round 5 Pick 4: Strawberry Banana Yoplait Yogurt, Dave

Ummmm what? How on Earth did he think this was a good idea? Just a bad pick.

Grade: D

Round 5 Pick 5: Dunkaroos, Carl

Wow, what a steal! Dunkaroos are awesome and they'll get the nostalgia vote. Great pick from Carl. 

Grade: A+

I believe it is a two-horse race between Clem and Carl. I think I give Carl a slight edge, but it is anyone's game this week.

Predicted Winner: Carl

Predicted Loser: WSD