Stoolies Clubhouse Dating Draft

 This week the Stoolies clubhouse drafted barstool employees they wouldn't want their siblings to date.

Here is the draft if you missed it: 

Stoolies Snake Draft #5; 🏴‍☠️ “Barstool employees you DON’T want to date your siblings” 🤪 Please vote for the team you would least likely to date your siblings in the comments below! pic.twitter.com/hnDCs9iKJg

— Stoolies Clubhouse (@StooliesClub) July 22, 2021

5. Draft 9

Most of the people in the draft aren't that bad, but I really wouldn't want a sibling to date Trysta, solely for the fact that I would have to interact with her. 

4. Draft 1

Rico and Brandon are just much older, the age gap would be weird. Also, I love Rico, but he kind of seems a bit crazy. 

3. Draft 7

This was a difficult one. Dave is here, I wouldn't mind my sister dating him, for the money, but he is also much older. He also can be an asshole sometimes, which I love, but wouldn't be the best trait in a SO. Big T is just insane. He legitimately scares me at points. I also just find Liz to be annoying. 

2. Draft 8

After my initial reaction, this was my number one overall, but it dropped slightly. Smitty is kind of a douche but has grown on me lately. Caleb is just a wild card. You never know what he has up his sleeve. Also, he seems like the kind of guy to leave in the middle of the night with no warning. Finally, we know Pat can be very sneaky from his time on Barstool vs America. He also very much seems like a pot-stirrer. 

1. Draft 6

This draft is a powerhouse. White Sox Dave, the horniest dude alive. I feel like he definitely doesn't respect women. Spider kind of is in the same boat as Dave. I think that's Jack McCarthy (maybe?), dude gives off major scumbag vibes. Kirk is just too old. Billy Football is probably the most desirable of the bunch. Great list.