Pardon My Take Lifetime Stats Draft Grade

Round 1 Pick 1: Beers Drank, Hank and Max

This was a very strong first pick. It would definitely become a comeptition between you and your friends. It would also be cool to know how many of each beer. I think this is definitely something every guy wished they knew. Great pick.

Grade: A+

Round 1 Pick 2: Shit Statistics, PFT and Big Cat

Decent pick, but I think it was overdrafted. I would have preferred this as like a third rounder. It would be something interesting to know, but not something I would need to know before I die.

Grade: B+

Round 1 Pick 3: Times Ejaculated, Jake and Billy

Honestly, this would probably just depress me. I would just ned up feeling the worst post-nut clarity of all time.

Grade: C

Round 2 Pick 1: Serial Killers Walked By, Jake and Billy

Now this would be very interesting. However it would be terrifying to walk in a big crowd in a city and see your number go up in real time. Anyways just reiterating this would be a good stat to know.

Grade: B+

Round 2 Pick 2: Drugs Taken, PFT and Big Cat

I'm not a drug guy so this doesn't do much for me, but for those that are drug guys I imagine this would be similar to the beers drank. Defintiely something that could be cool to know.

Grade: A

Round 2 Pick 3: Sports Minutes Watched, Hank and Max

Great pick in the second round. I would love to know this broken down by sport, by team, by player, by league, etc. This would be awesome. It would be cool to find out you are in like the top 5% of watchers for a certain team. It would also be great for sports debates with your friends like Hank mentioned. 

Grade: A+

Round 3 Pick 1: Texts Sent, Hank and Max

This didn't get the best reception but I thought this was a fine pick in the third round. It would be something that would be cool to know especially if you could see your most texted friend or family member, texts per phone you had, and when you text most often. Not a bad pick to me.

Grade: B-

Round 3 Pick 2: Biggest Comeback, PFT and Big Cat

I thought this was a terrible pick. It was worded weirdly and just not that interesting to me. The premise was the amount of times you were almost in trouble with someone and you got out of it. It would be given as a win percent like you see on ESPN. To me, this is not something I would care to know. 

Grade: C

Round 3 Pick 3: Days Spent on Toilet, Billy and Jake

This would simply just be a funny one to know and it is solid in the third round. 

Grade: B+

Round 4 Pick 1: Body Count, Billy and Jake

Brother if you are having that much sex you either need professional help or have been drugged too many times to count. Terrible pick.

Grade: F

Round 4 Pick 2: Chicks you Could Have Scored, PFT and Big Cat

I also thought this was a bad pick. It would just be a depressing stat to know how many times you've fumbled the bag. I would rather just not know instead of dwelling on the past. However it could be fun to know I suppose. 

Grade: D

Round 4 Pick 3: Laughs Received, Hank and Max

Decent pick to me. It would be cool to know who you made laugh the most, how often they laughed at you, how hard they laughed, etc. But it defintely isn't on the top of my list. 

Grade: B-

Probably a runaway for Max and Hank. I think they have the best board top to bottom and none of their picks were terrible.