Barstool Chicago Brand Mascot Draft Grades

Steven Cheah

Best Pick: Mickey Mouse

Mickey Mouse is by far the most iconic brand mascot. He has movies, he has shows, he has merchandise, and so much more. Mickey is iconic and will be for years to come. 

Worst Pick: Taco Bell Chihuahua 

I feel like this isn't a mascot that is really used anymore. Neither is Joe Camel, but I just feel like the Chihuahua is a worse pick because it's name isn't as well known. 

Grade: A-

Dave

Best Pick: Most Interesting Man in the World

Everyone loved the Dos Equis commercials. They were elite and the guy was awesome. We all wanted to be him. Great pick and great value in the third round. 

Worst Pick: Pinocchio

What? Pinocchio is a terrible pick. He isn't a mascot for Geico and if he was he would be maybe the fourth most famous one. What was he thinking here?

Grade: B+

Chief

Best Pick: Pillsbury Doughboy

I could have probably gone with any of the first four picks here, but I just think the Pillsbury Doughboy is funny. 

Worst Pick: Josie's Organic

Holy cow, what a fumble. This was a murderer's row. 4 elite picks and then Josie's Organic? What is that? Wow. I still think he can win, but I might not be voting Chief here out of disgust for this terrible pick.

Grade: A-

Eddie

Best Pick: Tony the Tiger

He's grrrrreat! (I'd like to apologize for that but the joke had to be made) Overall a solid pick here. Good value in the third round and just a strong mascot.

Worst Pick: Polar Bears (Coca-Cola)

The pick isn't terrible, but I don't believe they should have gone in the first round. Good player, but a reach.

Grade: A

Chief had it. He had the game won. Then, he pulled a Chief. This allowed Eddie to swoop in and take the win this week.