Barstool Chicago Bachelor Party Draft Grades
Chief
Best Pick: Vegas
I mean this was an obvious first overall pick. If he didn't take it, he would just be quitting. Great location, it has gambling, clubs, golf, nice weather, etc. The only thing missing is a beach, but they have enough pool parties to make up for it.
Worst Pick: Ryan Reynolds
Tough scene, because I love Ryan Reynolds. For some reason, I don't get strong bachelor party vibes from him. Maybe I am wrong, but I don't love the pick.
Grade: A-
Dave
Best Pick: Sporting Event
Ya know, not all bachelor parties have to be about going out to a bar every night. I like the sports pick. It gives you a change of speed, you get to see a new stadium, and it gives you some time to catch up with some friends you may have not seen in a while. Also, it would be cool to catch an away game if you guys all root for the same team.
Worst Pick: Yeah - Usher
I mean not bad, but I feel like there are definitely a lot better songs that could have been taken. Maybe I am too young to truly appreciate the song, because I like it but I don't see myself playing it with the guys to hype us up for a night out.
Grade: B
Eddie
Best Pick: New Orleans
Believe me, it was hard to not put gambling in this spot, but I think New Orleans could be just as good as Vegas when it comes to a destination for a bachelor party. It has tons of bars, it has incredible food, casinos with good odds, and you can walk everywhere.
Worst Pick: I'm in Luv with a Stripper
I don't even think the song is bad, it is just the worst pick. Hats off to Ed.
Grade: A
Biz
Best Pick: Seth Rogen
Just being honest, I thought Biz's draft sucked. Spa? Montreal? What are we doing here? I mean Rogen isn't amazing, I think he's kinda weird, but I guess he could be ok.
Worst Pick: Montreal
Not trying to shit on Montreal, could be a great city, but I am not going to sit by and let someone take a Canadian city over a good red-blooded American town. Also, it is in the French part of Canada, yuck!
Grade: C-
Eddie and Chief are going for the crown today. I think it is going to be a close one, but Eddie wins it by a hair.
Comments
Post a Comment