Barstool Chicago Finer Things In Life Draft Grades

Francis

Best Pick: Screened in Front Porch

Incredible pick in the third round. It is such a subtle flex to have a screened-in porch. It is a true sign of old money, which let's be real, is the root of the finer things in life. 

Worst Pick: Sommeliers

Ehhhh. It is a fine pick, but something had to be the worst pick here right? 

Grade: A

Chief

Best Pick: Going to the Theater

You may be thinking to yourself, "huh this isn't that great of a pick, theaters aren't that fancy", and that is where I am going to tell you that you're wrong. Seeing a play is the perfect bridge between fancy and not. It is attainable for us commonfolk which I think makes it a "gateway" to the other finer things.

Worst Pick: Private Jet

Is this a finer thing in life? Absolutely, however it is too unattainable. It is like almost too high on the scale of finer things. Not a bad pick, but certainly not the worst. 

Grade: B+

Eddie

Best Pick: Flying First Class

This is a great pick, it is very fancy but also vaguel attainable for the common person, which I think is perfect to represent a finer thing. 

Worst Pick: Enjoying Modern Art

Enjoying modern art isn't one of the finer things in life, it is just a waste of time. Nobody likes modern art, if you do stop lying to yourself. 

Grade: B

Carl

Best Pick: Private Cabana

I always envied those that had the private cabana. As my family sits baking in the sun, these people get a personal poolboy, couches, shade, and everything else. Great pick. 

Worst Pick: Croquet

I don't really think finer things when I think croquet. My family had a croquet set and I can tell you we are very far from fancy. 

Grade: C-

Dave

Best Pick: Rowing Crew

I mean it’s just the fanciest sport, good pick.

Worst Pick: Surplus of Silerware

This is a headscratcher on an otherwise strong draft from Dave. I mean you can just have a bunch of cheap silverware. Just an odd pick right here.

Edit: I wrote this before reading, I still think it’s a bad pick though. There are some not nice restaurants that give you a bunch of silverware.

Grade: B-

Francis and Chief are clearly the top two here, which makes sense right? I think Francis has a slightly better draft so he will come out on top.

Predicted Winner: Francis

Predicted Loser: Carl